: P Aesop! Today May 14 are the day, so happy day!
A classic joke xD To celebrate:
an engineer died and went to the gates of heaven ,..... We know that the engineers - for honesty - always going up. San Pedro
reached into his file, but lately was a little disorganized and did not find in the pile of papers, so he said:
'Sorry, you're not ready. .. '.
So the engineer went to the gate of hell, quickly gave him shelter and housing. Some time passed and the Engineer is
cans & oacute; to suffer The miseries of hell, so he began to design and build improvements.
Over time, already had ISO's 9000-14000,18000,21000, SAP R3, monitoring of ash, air conditioning, automatic toilets, escalators, communications networks, fiber optics, software predictive maintenance systems, field bus control and Hart, access control systems using fingerprint, etc etc. And the engineer became the most profitable acquisition in millions of years to the hell ..
One day God called the Devil by phone and asked suspicious tone:
CHAnd what ..... TMLXC how are there in hell? "
We are all mothers! replied the Devil .... We are certified ISO 9000,14000,18000,21000, we ash monitoring system, air conditioning, toilets with drainage by infrared sensor, escalators with automatic load control, electronic equipment to control energy-saving wireless Internet 811.02.g, etc. Aim
please my email address:
eldiablofeliz@infierno.com
.. o. .... Happydevil@hell.com
if something gives you ... God then asked
What is
... maybe there ARE an engineer? Devil Countess
................... IF
This is a huge blunder,! Never have got there an engineer. The engineers always go to heaven, it is written and solved for all cases. You take me away! ".
No way!. He said the devil ..........
I like having an engineer in this organization ... And I'm going to stay with him forever. "
'send it to me ..... o. TE will demand !!...'.
And the Devil, his eyes clouded by5. An engineer does not have disorganized lives, it's just having a particular lifestyle.
6. An engineer does not see the world, change it.
7. An engineer is not it a thought, is that mere mortals do not understand.
8. An engineer is not to be calculated and cold just seems fun to hang above the common people.
9. An engineer is a mess, is that users get caught because they do not understand anything.
10. An engineer is not a critical error is that people are very obvious.
11. An engineer is not useless for everyday tasks, what the hell is that spend their valuable energies on silly.
12. It is not absorbed into the work is ... What the fuck was talking about?
13. An engineer does not make mistakes, just test if the others were paying attention!
14. Not that you create a big thing, IS THAT THEY ARE!
But remember, be as close to perfection has its problems and those who are not engineers understand these sad souls tortured between genius and misunderstanding.
XD ... after these things we pigeonhole for squares! Remember
taken with humor: P
And Saluditos to the engineers! (J is the purpose!)
Happy day to me! (XD although I m missing 3 years & amp; aacute; s!)